RL w/ Haruhi

[baaaaseball]

[ This was the place, slip of paper right? He looked back to the address on the slip of paper in his left hand. Yeah, this was it. A large empty partkling lot laid out before him. In his right hand, he carried a bag filled with white flowers, and a small can of green paint.It was slightly chilly, more so than his own world currently was, but he had to keep with the spirit, and decided against bringing his black coat with him. A little farther ahead of him, he could see several cans of paint, most of them white, though other colors were there as well, and next to them, uprooted white flowers not to different from the ones he had. He finally noticed the girl in the white sundress next to them, and smiled as he called out to her. ]

Yo, Suzumiya. I'm here.

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[baaaaseball]

GO MY MINIONS! [ Once again, he flicks black paint her way with his paintbrush ]

[sosbrigade]

Ah! [ PAINT. IN THE FACE. ]

How dare you! [ Flicking that purple paint at him back. ]

[baaaaseball]

[ Purple! In his hair! A disgrace! This means war! ]

[ This time, blue paint! ]

[sosbrigade]

[ Noooo! Her hair is more precious!

She'll counter with green! You'll look like Barney! ]

[baaaaseball]

[ Oooh, whoever is on laundry duty back home is gonna kill him for this! But now wasn't the time!

He counters with more white! Have a ghost arm! ]

[sosbrigade]

[ More silver! Have a robot leg! ]

[baaaaseball]

[ Oh ho! A counter attack? We'll just have to see about tha-

A buzzer went off, his cellphone signaling that one minute had passed. He looked down, and grimaced. Only 16 ninja...cats. He had gotten caught up in the paint war. ]

[sosbrigade]

You actually set a timer? [ Looks at his cat then looks back at her...dogs. 20 dogs.

STANDS UP WITH HER ARMS UP. ] VICTORY!

[baaaaseball]

Of course. How else could we do this contest? [ He claps, just smiling. ]

A well deserved victory, Suzumiya. [ He looks down at their feet, the painting of a ghost pirate rabbit, fighting off combined forces of cats and dog ninjas riding a dinosaur at sea making him smile even wider. ]

The prophet was surrounded by infidels, out to destroy his religion of peace and gift giving, when suddenly, the divine ruler of the sea came to his aid, and helped him defeat his enemies. And it's for that reason we celebrate White Day today. [ He looks to Haruhi. ] Oh, that's right.

[ Grabbing a few of the flowers from the bags, he plucks off the stem, putting one in her hair, as he plucked the petals off the rest. ]

Every piece of religious history needs a fair maiden, you know. [ And down he throws the petals. ]

[sosbrigade]

[ She was pretty darn proud of this and nodding along with their accomplishment. This is exactly what this end product should be. ....even though this isn't at all how they planned it.

Or has anything to do with White Day. But whatever this is how it is now. ]

[ And then she got a flower put in her hair. Her eyes widened, she got a little pink in the face---a

And then she promptly dumped a bucket over paint over his head. ]

[baaaaseball]

[ One second, he saw a growing pink tint on her face. The next, it was no longer pink, but white, as she took a bucket of the paint and poured it over his head. And he just kept laughing. That was quite a way to seal a victory. ]

This is going to be an adventure to get off of me. Gotta hand it to you, Suzumiya, you're more fun than I expected. This was awesome.

[sosbrigade]

Ha ha ha! You'll be cleaning paint out of that for weeks. [ Folds arms. Victory official ] And of course it was awesome.

[baaaaseball]

We should do it again sometime, then. I'll be waiting, Captain Suzumiya.

[sosbrigade]

[ SALUTES. ]